金魚唔識氹人,見佢無心機都唔知點算好.
唯有將自己平時心情不佳時會用嘅方法post上嚟.

還望一家之煮,睇完心情鬆一鬆啦.

金魚心情唔好時都會上網搵笑話

睇完唔好笑嘅,都要迫自己微微一笑（點都要尊重下創作人嘅）
咁一般好笑嘅,哈哈笑幾聲
好笑嘅,就要大笑
好好笑嘅,就要出力大笑plus拍埋手添…
當聽到自己嘅笑聲時,心情點都會好d架,而且出晒力咁拍手有助血液循環,人都精神D (hehe。。。係度亂up)

以下copy&paste嘅笑話係朋友forward比我.
post上黎同大家分享吓…

One day I met a sweet gentleman and fell in love. When it became apparent that we would marry, I made the supreme
sacrifice and gave up beans.

Some months later, on my birthday, my car broke down on
the way home from work. Since I lived in the countryside I called my husband and told him that I would be late because I had to walk home. On my way, I passed by a small diner and the odor of baked beans was more than I could stand. With miles to walk, I figured that I would
walk off any ill effects by the time I reached home, so I stopped at the diner and before I knew it, I had consumed three large orders of baked beans.

All the way home, I made sure that I released all the
gas.

Upon my arrival, my husband seemed excited to see me and
exclaimed delightedly: ‘Darling I have a surprise for dinner
tonight.’

He then blindfolded me and led me to my chair at the
dinner table I took a seat and just as he was about to remove my blindfold, the telephone rang . He made me promise not to touch the blindfold until he returned and went to answer the call..

The baked beans I had consumed were still affecting me
and the pressure was becoming most unbearable, so while my husband was out of the room I seized the opportunity, shifted my weight to one leg and let one go. It was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of a pulpwood mill.
I took my napkin from my lap and fanned the air around me
vigorously.

Then, shifting to the other cheek, I ripped off three
more. The stink was worse than cooked cabbage.

Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the conversation in
the other room, I went on like this for another few minutes.

The pleasure was indescribable. When eventually the
telephone farewells signaled the end of my freedom, I quickly fanned the air a few more times with my napkin, placed it on my lap and folded my hands back on it feeling very relieved and pleased with myself.

My face must have been the picture of innocence when my
husband returned, apologizing for taking so long. He asked me if I had peeked through the blindfold, and I assured him I had not.

At this point, he removed the blindfold, and twelve
dinner guests seated around the table chorused: ‘Happy Birthday!’

I fainted !!!!!!!!!!!!

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如果有blog友都好似Nam咁心情麻麻,希望你睇完之後心情都可以鬆一鬆啦

唔知各blog友心情麻麻時做d咩令哩?

一家之煮。。。笑吓啦！！！

等我金魚update下Nam San 最近忙D咩啦。。。

上星期六仲有上上星期六，日， Nam San都要開OT。
由零晨一時開始，開會開到第二朝十點，然後係同日嘅下晝兩點再開第二個會。
由於連續兩個星期都係咁開會，week day又要開工，
Nam San 終於頂唔順，決定咩都唔做。

唔做嘅內容包括，唔寫blog and 小咗煮飯。

唔寫blog 其實影響不大，我相信好多blog 友已經習慣Nam San 好耐先update一次blog。但係小咗煮飯就好大影響。。。因為小金魚係唔識煮飯仲有唔鍾意煮飯㗎。。無飯帶lunch嘅金魚真係好慘。。
不過我相信哩遍出咗街之後，Nam San 會好快煮翻飯。。HaHa。。。